Halloween Humour
- How did the priest make holy water?
He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it…
- What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist…
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi…
- How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W…
- What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet…
- Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
hee hee…
- Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher…
- What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…
- Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves…
And my favourite…
- Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
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