Mujahideen squirrels of Iran’s ‘Agricultural Jihad Ministry’

From “The Fiber of Jihad” by Roland Shirk:

My first thought, of course, was that such a ministry must employ elite Mujahideen squirrels, trained to track down gophers and other agricultural pests, and detonate tiny bombs inside their nests–attaining through their martyrdom missions whatever cubbyholes of Shi’ite Paradise are set aside for rodents. (Surely these sanctified warriors will be plied with countless piles of chestnuts, delivered for them on silver platters by almond-eyed does….)

Mrs. Kaffir Kanuck’s “Jihadi Squirrels” are becoming famous — or, at least, infamous!

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