Mitchieville’s musings on the Canadian election

by Natasha on Wednesday, May 4, 2011, 10:43 am · 7 comments

From the Mayor:

All in all, if you are a Conservative or a socialist, this morning you will be partying like it’s 1999 (or in the Conservative case, 1986). If you are a liberal or a Bloc-head, you will most certainly be on suicide watch.

Notable liberal losses, ones that made The Mayor smile from ear to ear include, but are certainly not limited to: Ken Dryden, good riddance.

Mark Holland, Ajax Pickering – done nothing but collect cheques since arriving on parliament hill.

Ruby Dhalla – voters don’t want slave owners.

Joe Volpe – out with the old.

Gerard Kennedy – “the future of the liberal party.”

Dan McTeague – useless from the start. Useless to the end. Get a job.

John Cannis – a true liberal. Never showed up to vote, only cared for his fellow Greek countrymen, blight on society. [...]

Bob Rae declared that the biggest irony EVA was that voters left the liberals to go to the ndp, and in turn gave the Conservatives a majority gov’t. Rae totally missed the irony that the ndp, if elected, would have destroyed Canada, but since the voters left the liberals for the ndp, the ndp ended up completely obliterating the Bloc, the party that wants to destroy Canada. Now THAT’S irony!

Am I happy the Conservatives won? Well, like the Mayor said, “In the end, they are the best of the worst.”

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1 Kaffir_Kanuck May 4, 2011 at 3:55 pm

One happy Conservative loss for the night was Jean Pierre Blackburn, now “former” minister of Veteran’s affairs. This disheveled little man was one of the visitors with the MoD in Afghanistan who asked one of my subordinates where she was from.
She said “Gagetown.”
He said, “Where’s that.”
If you’re given an portfolio to take care of vets, perhaps you should bone up on at least where the biggest Army base is in Canada.
Wanker, good riddance.

Fantino won by a bigger margin. Uberwanker.

2 Natasha May 5, 2011 at 7:22 am

Yeah, it’s unfortunate about Fantino. I’m hoping he’ll get his comeuppance soon enough, though we’ll probably need to have a little patience.

3 Bill Elder May 4, 2011 at 7:04 pm

We also got rid of that drunk driver Pablo Rodriquez.

It’s a relief to cut that list of Libranos loose from the public teat but we’re stuck with these ad scam caucus Libranos : Irwin Cotler,Denis Coderre,David McGuinty, BOOB Rae, ,Citizen Dijon, stripper-gate Judy Sgro and entitlement whiner wane Easter – not to mention True-dough Jr.

Oh well they’ll vanish with the party public funding.

4 Natasha May 5, 2011 at 7:27 am

Can’t have everything, I guess. And I just wanted to add that the CPC really didn’t earn this majority, but another minority gov’t would have led to a horrible situation.

5 FREE May 5, 2011 at 1:58 am

Now is the time to take the money they stole right out of there paychecks til there squire plus 50%, like a fine instead of jail.

6 Natasha May 5, 2011 at 7:24 am

It would be nice, but I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for the money. ;)

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