Scaramouche posts on this very amusing story — and includes a priceless pic!
I’m reminded of a Hugh Grant film I saw long ago where he was at a friend’s dinner party with the latest bimbo they’d fixed him up with. This woman claimed to be a “Fruitarian” – she only eats food that has fallen from trees and such – fruit that a plant has “rejected”. Hugh Grant’s character points to a bowl on the table and says, “So these carrots…?” She nods sadly and says, “Murdered”. LOL good…
I still say a song is in order… Andrew Lawton had a suggestion:
@mooseandskwerl “I’ve been waiting, for a vine like you, to come into my life.”
— Andrew Lawton (@AndrewLawton) October 30, 2012